Day 10

Are you pond weed?
Can you protect the poor little fishies fron the ravenous neighbourhood cats?
No you are not pond weed.
In fact you will sink gently through the water entangling the poor little fishes in your evil green mesh trapping them ,pathetically gasping for their last breath, in the murk at the bottom of the pond.
You are not pond weed...you are a plot by the Japanese government to design ways of trapping sea creatures!!!!!!
EVIL EVIL KNITTED CREATION

Day 9

Are you my new door mat?No you are not my new door mat because you are pathetically small but .....
you could be useful at wiping away all the scabby spiderwebs and dirt from the front door!

Yes Suzi....my toilet is painted purple...and my bed room is painted even purpler....and orange. It was a bit of an accident but I have learned to sleep through the clashing colour noise!!!!!

Day 8

Are you my toilet paper?


At last!!!!!
A use I can actually bring myself to contemplate!!!
But then commonsense kicks in............this use should be titled "Are you the cause of an enormous plumber's bill?"
No, you are most certainly not toilet paper!!!!

Day 7

Are you my new frozen vegetable mix???


Probably tastes about as good as the broccoli and cauliflower mix.
Blerk.

Day 6

Are you my instructional video about knitting dishcloths???




No you are not in any way instructional .....but you are less distructive than feeding toast to the VCR.
( or prunes....prunes can make a REAL mess of a VCR.