Ransom Paid...Limoncello Returns Home

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Breath a sigh of relief readers....Limoncello is on its way home .
The ransom was delivered by a hottie...not the requested one but a kidnapper can be too choosy.
Warning shots were fired before the prisoner emerged, shaken but relatively sober (ie..not drunk!!!! he he he ) .
Limon was led away by 2 friends wrapped in the obligatory space blanket to be checked over by medical staff ...well...sniffed like crazy by 2 labaradors not quite medical staff I suppose.
A spokesperson for Limon said that while freedom was all it had dreamed of during the long days of captivity and testing, it was developing a sneaking suspicion that it wasn't going to a safer non alcoholic place!!!!!!!